John Joseph Bachir

Jan 9

Like a Lion

  • Will: i was trying to figure out what's bugging me about the cover image of "Serenity" on netflix instant
  • Will: and i realized it's because at that resolution, summer glau appears to have a cleft palette
  • Will: like a lion
  • Will: i wonder if that is deliberate

Jan 4

$0.20 per text

  • You are now chatting with Shenella, an AT&T sales representative.
  • john: how much does an SMS cost if i don't have a plan?
  • Shenella: Welcome to AT&T online Feature Sales. How may I assist you with your features today?
  • Shenella: I will be happy to help you with that.
  • Shenella: That would be $0.20 per text .
  • john: thanks
  • john: good night
  • Shenella: You're most welcome.
  • Shenella: All the best for the new year.
  • john: do you want some feedback on what would be a good place to provide that information?
  • Shenella: Thank you for choosing AT&T. Have a great day!
  • Shenella: Yes, sure no problem, we highly appreciate your feedbacks.
  • john: standby
  • john: i am making a work of art for you
  • Shenella: Okay thank you very much.
  • john: https://img.skitch.com/20120104-tbd6435umgu75g1mi74fgr6egp.png
  • john: if you copy/paste that into your brower you can see what i mean
  • Shenella: Yes, thank you, I just did that.
  • john: ta da!
  • john: will you show your manager? or someone?
  • john: pleeeeeeease
  • john: pretty pleaseee
  • Shenella: I will surely do that, thats a great idea , thank you very much for your suggestion.
  • john: yay!
  • john: 2012 is going to be the best year ever!
  • Shenella: Yes, I hope so.
  • john: Thanks Shanella. Peace.
  • Shenella: All the best for 2012 John.
  • Shenella: Thank you for choosing AT&T. Have a great day!

Jan 3

hochschwangere frau

  • Me: Did you have a good NYE?
  • Her: No, I went to my cousin's place and spent the night with him and his very very pregnant wife. had to stay sober and awake all night in case i had to drive her to the airport.
  • Me: Is there a german word for veryverypregnant wife?
  • Her: hochschwangere frau
  • Me: excellent
  • Her: wait why did i say airport??
  • Her: hospital!