John Joseph Bachir

Jan 9

Will: i was trying to figure out what's bugging me about the cover image of "Serenity" on netflix instant
Will: and i realized it's because at that resolution, summer glau appears to have a cleft palette
Will: like a lion
Will: i wonder if that is deliberate

Jan 4

You are now chatting with Shenella, an AT&T sales representative.
john: how much does an SMS cost if i don't have a plan?
Shenella: Welcome to AT&T online Feature Sales. How may I assist you with your features today?
Shenella: I will be happy to help you with that.
Shenella: That would be $0.20 per text .
john: thanks
john: good night
Shenella: You're most welcome.
Shenella: All the best for the new year.
john: do you want some feedback on what would be a good place to provide that information?
Shenella: Thank you for choosing AT&T. Have a great day!
Shenella: Yes, sure no problem, we highly appreciate your feedbacks.
john: standby
john: i am making a work of art for you
Shenella: Okay thank you very much.
john: https://img.skitch.com/20120104-tbd6435umgu75g1mi74fgr6egp.png
john: if you copy/paste that into your brower you can see what i mean
Shenella: Yes, thank you, I just did that.
john: ta da!
john: will you show your manager? or someone?
john: pleeeeeeease
john: pretty pleaseee
Shenella: I will surely do that, thats a great idea , thank you very much for your suggestion.
john: yay!
john: 2012 is going to be the best year ever!
Shenella: Yes, I hope so.
john: Thanks Shanella. Peace.
Shenella: All the best for 2012 John.
Shenella: Thank you for choosing AT&T. Have a great day!

Jan 3

Me: Did you have a good NYE?
Her: No, I went to my cousin's place and spent the night with him and his very very pregnant wife. had to stay sober and awake all night in case i had to drive her to the airport.
Me: Is there a german word for veryverypregnant wife?
Her: hochschwangere frau
Me: excellent
Her: wait why did i say airport??
Her: hospital!